A listing of rumors regarding Taiwan. Feel free to add as many as you like in the comments.

Rumor has it that...

1. Your dog is about as big as a rat and you carry him in a Coach bag or walk him in a stroller
2. Your dog likes to go for rides in the scooter
3. You no longer notice the Chinglish on, well, everything!
4. It is normal that politicians have fistfights in the general assembly
5. You eat durian and can't understand why newcomers think they stink
6. You can't stand Mainland Chinese accents either
7. You give your Taiwanese friends history lessons on Taiwan
8. You watch the 8pm soap operas
9. You no longer put soy sauce on your rice
10. You think the evening news is good journalism
11. Red lights are optional
12. Red lights are for reference only.
13. Lighting a cigarette backwards and chewing betelnut at the same time instantly causes cancer.
14. Your security guard feels underpaid and unloved so he can rationalize sleeping the night away in the security booth.
15. You only meant to stay in Taiwan for 1 year.